people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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