My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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