Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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