YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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