i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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