I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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