So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
This is the high leading the old right now
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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