Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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