Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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