Do vagina's smell?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Someone came in the potted fern
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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