First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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