I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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