Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
