By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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