Your dad touched me again.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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