ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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