There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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