: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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