Duck Duck Cougar?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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