I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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