pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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