i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My dick has a subreddit
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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