well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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