I'm going to jail i love you
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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