Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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