He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
this beer tastes like vomit already
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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