O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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