O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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