By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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