I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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