I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I party with great urgency now.
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