walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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