How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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