could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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