Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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