Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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