it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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