You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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