hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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