hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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