I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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