You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
