its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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