I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I FOUND THE LEGS
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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