i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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