I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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