pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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