pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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