The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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