ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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