A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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