I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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