id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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